your thong is hanging out like whoa
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
we should paint friendship bongs
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