I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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