Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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