Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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