i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I still have a little drunk in my system
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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