Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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