your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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