I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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