Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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