I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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