But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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