The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Life is so much better after having sex.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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