didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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