I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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