I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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