I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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