i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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