I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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