is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
sex on a bike is impossible
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