Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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