Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
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You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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