i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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