I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
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just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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