TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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