Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Randomize