hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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