You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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