you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
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before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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