That's intense
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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