Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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