Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Still dying that you shit outside
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it