If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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