Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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