last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
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