she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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