What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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