HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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