I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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