My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
