you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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