What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
