Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Randomize
