you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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