Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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