I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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