If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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