so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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