The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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