are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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