Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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