So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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