i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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