..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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