I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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